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I find it doesn't kinda go away either. I have always been like this, too. Nah, I'm not Nude Portland Maine wanted 30 55 yo I feel the same way wantef you do. I'm not disgusted by sex, but I'm not thrilled about the idea of sex with men, for that reason. At any rate, if you're asexual, it seems normal to be disgusted by sex.

Without attraction putting a rosy sheen over sex, it's actually pretty squicky when you think about it. I feel the same way about sex. I am religious, but not fundamental.

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Sex was never discussed in Main church except, "Don't commit adultery. If I look at sex, the concept of a deep expression of love, sound sounds okay to me, but once I start thinking of the mechanics of it, it totally grosses me out.

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If I ever happen to catch a glimpse of something in films I just go into another room, do something else or just feel sick for teh few moments that crap is on for. I will never have sex with anyone and I am still finding myself what type of asexual I am: Just my two cents. Chat wanted Paradise Nevada, good for you, but Sally wasn't implying that any particular orientation was more 'natural' than the others, she was just pointing out that the whole wanting-sex-all-the-time thing isn't exactly natural for asexuals.

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